Looking for some really cute funny horse names or funny horse pictures for your brand new foal?
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We turned to the most hilarious characters in books, movies and more to come up with 100 ideas for funny pony names.
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Funny Horse Names for Males
- Bart - after the wise-cracking Simpsons son.
- Bean - after the legendary Mr. Bean.
- Bender - this is the funniest robot in Futurama.
- Bilbo - it may be ironic, as Bilbo couldn’t ride by himself.
- Blutarsky - after John Blutarsky from Animal House.
- Brian - after the talking dog from Family Guy.
- Bruiser - from the Legally Blonde movie.
- Burns - for Mr. Burns from the Simpsons.
- Butkus - from the Rocky movie.
- Butters - after South Park’s cutest character.
- Cartman - if you have two horses, name one of them Butters. They’re gonna have a blast!
- Chon - after Shanghai Noon’s Chon Wang.
- Deadpool - everyone loves this one!
- Derek - from the Zoolander series.
- Donkey - a little ironic, but this is Shrek’s best friend.
- Ferb - great name if you have two horses (see Phineas below)!
- Fonzie - this one speaks for itself.
- Frankenweenie - this is one of the funniest pet names!
- Fry - after Futurama’s derpiest character.
- Geenie - for a magical and funny horse.
- Gidget - one of the mischievous pets from Secret Life of Pets.
- Glenn - this is Family Guy’s funniest character.
- Harvey - from the E.T. movie.
- Hester - after Hester Prynne from The Scarlet Letter.
- Homer - he’s THE Simpson!
- Hooch - inspired by Turner & Hooch.
- Jack - after the one and only Jack Sparrow.
- Jenga - for the funny game that ruins friendships! :D
- Jerry - after K9s Jerry Lee.
- Joey - for F.R.I.E.N.D.S.’s funniest character.
- Moby - after the mighty Moby Dick.
- Paddington - this is probably the cutest bear!
- Peter - this is Family Guy’s main character.
- Phineas - great horse name for brothers.
- Pikachu - after the funniest Pokemon.
- Ron - after Anchorman’s Ron Burgundy.
- Rowlf - after Rowlf the Dog from Muppets.
- Sherlock - if you can imagine a horse with a hat!
- Shrek - the world's funniest ogre!
- Spitz - inspired from Fantastic Mr. Fox.
- Stewie - after the most mischievous baby of all times.
- The Tramp - from the Lady and the Tramp movie.
- Tootie - funny name for any horse.
- Toto - inspired from The Wizard of Oz.
- Urkel - adorable name for a horse.
- Verdell - inspired from As Good As It Gets.
- Walter - after Walter Lee from A Raisin in the Sun.
- Willy - after the famous Willy Wonka.
- Winky - from the Best in Show.
- Zuri - inspired from Pride.
It's hard to pick a favorite, but I absolutely love Futurama so I'd probably go with one of those names.
Donkey is also a really hilarious name, especially if you have a majestic steed (irony is fun)!
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Funny Horse Names for Females
- Anna - after the funniest Frozen princess.
- Ariel - just think about the fork scene.
- Barbie - after the cutest doll.
- Betsy - after the famous Bestsy Wetsy.
- Betty - after the funnie Betty Spaghetty.
- Bonnie - this is one of the most ironic Family Guy characters.
- Candy - inspired after the Candy Land movie.
- Chance - from Homeward Bound.
- Cruella - I think everyone knows this one!
- Daisy - after the funny duck!
- Drizella - this is one of Cinderella’s evil sister.
- Edna - after Edna Mode from The Incredibles.
- Eep - from The Croods.
- Elle - after Elle Woods from the Legally Blonde series.
- Ellie - this is the funniest Ice Age lady.
- Fiona - after Shrek’s wife.
- Freckles - cute and funny name for a horse.
- Gloria - this is the adorable hippo in Madagascar.
- Fa - this is Mulan’s grandmother.
- Harley - she proves that you can be funny and look incredible!
- Hermione - after Harry Potter’s favorite lady.
- Holly - after Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany’s.
- Jane - after Jane Willoughby.
- Judy - after the adorable rabbit in Zootopia.
- Katniss - after the one and only Katniss Everdeen.
- Leia - after Futurama’s cutest cyclops.
- Lilo - if you have a pair, name them Lilo and Stitch!
- Lois - after Family Guy’s favorite mother.
- Lollipop - because she is cute like that.
- Luna - after Luna Lovegood.
- Mavis - after the adorable vampire from Hotel Transylvania.
- Meena - this is the talented elephant in Sing.
- Meg - if you watched Family Guy then you probably love Meg!
- Morticia - after Morticia Addams.
- Nutmeg - because she is cute and funny like that.
- Peggy - after the famous Peggy Bundy.
- Penny - this is a funny character from the Big Bang Theory.
- Phoebe - after Phoebe Buffay.
- Piggie - this is inspired from the Muppets.
- Pink - after the Pink Panther!
- Polly - this is inspired by the cute Polly Pocket.
- Puffy - from Something About Mary.
- Rapunzel - everyone loves her, right?
- Roz - after the pink Monster Ink character.
- Ruth - this is baby Ruth, the Willoughby’s baby!
- Spark - because she is cute like that.
- Summer - this is Rick’s sister!
- Tinkerbell - after the mischievous fairy.
- Vanellope - after Vanellope von Schweetz from Wreck It Ralph.
- Yzma - this is THE funniest Disney character!
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I really love Holly Go Lightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's. Plus, it's a great name for a sure-footed filly!
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